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I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
- Calvin from "Calvin & Hobbes"
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
- Ernest Haskins
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
On going places: It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The good thing about life is that it is never so bad that it can't get worse !
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?
The main point is to keep the main point as the main point.
Don't tell God how big your problem is. Tell your problem how big your God is.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Promises are meant to be broken, deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!
On Meetings: Tell them how you gonna bore them, bore them, then tell them how you bored them.
The only constant in this world is Change !
Many a false step was made by standing still.
Experience is what you get when you do not get what you want.
- Anonymous
True learning occurs when knowledge is tempered with experience and experience is reinforced with knowledge.
- Anonymous
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
- Anonymous
Every man has something that he can do better than others. Usually, it is reading his own hand-writing.
- Anonymous
Only five per cent people enjoy what they do, rest go to work.
- Anonymous
Meetings are events in which minutes are kept and hours are lost.
- Anonymous
Past is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to stay there forever.
- Anonymous
Children are like Project Managers - it's never their fault.
- Anonymous
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.
- Anonymous
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
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