Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
- Scottish Proverb
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.
- H. L. Mencken
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngman
- Henny Youngman
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
-engagement ring
-wedding ring
-suffering
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why?
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why?
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
-Anonymous
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Anonymous
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
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